Am I mistaken?

Is it NOT 2009? because ppl are not here yet or somethin'. I mean ok we're only 5 days in but the word SWAG has been used since Dipset started their career..so get updated! Wayne and whoever else didn't coin the phrase get familiar. Also if you're an upperclassmen in college or i'll cut some slack and say 25+ what are you doing still wearing graphic tees? Like BE SERIOUS! You are a GROWN man!!! this goes for women too you shouldn't be wearin long ass wild ass fake nails and doing things that are not age appropriate like honestly. You are not a teenager anymore! STOP IT!! Some things just get to be ridiculous. But lets get on sooooo I've been talking to my guy bestey a bit more lately and I've had NOTHING to talk about!!! Which is horrible! && he's been falling asleep on me!!! Like it's cute to me though but not what bestfriends do...and ahhh I'm wondering about this girls and guys can be just friends! but we can we are! so I say it's possible butt....so I have this sweatshirt from my previous school and I swear it's a guy magnet like I just realized but when I wear it to places other than school ppl notice and they want me!!! lmao soo this might be my new "magnet" hahahahaha seriously doe. what else ahh I was looking for a new home for this here blog because that will help motivate me into dedicting more and not wanting to just give this all up for the readers sake(now that i know I have some) and it's hard the main places are here and wordpress and that sucks! because they're too popular! eww turn-off! so that's my latest dilemma! But wait! True Beauty is soooooo good! Just aired on ABC tonight and I'm an instant fan! I think that black man is going to win, we'll see though. I just don't get the whole fat man trapped in a skinny mans body ehh INSECURITIESSSS Kanye said it best(as always) "The prettiest ppl do the ugliest things" and it's funny too "pretty" ppl seem to have the most insecurities which is insane but I myself have also been a victim it happens when u rely on external things for validation. not a good look.

I need a sugar daddy bahh